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Silly Famous Sayings - 42
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H. G. Wells
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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Harry Firestone
You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.
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Harold Taylor
The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become.
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Emily Dickinson
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
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Bill Beattie
The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think--rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.
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X2 X-Men United
Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... they marry the good guy.
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George Santayana, Life of Reason (1905) vol. 4, ch. 3
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
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John M. Capozzi
Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
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David Friedman
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
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Oscar Wilde
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr., O Magazine, December 2003
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
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Malayan Proverb
One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
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