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Humorous Famous Sayings - 195
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prohpet, 1923
You give but little when you give of your posessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
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Confucius
The cautious seldom err.
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Karl Marx, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte (by Karl Marx)
The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.
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William Shakespeare
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
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Confucius
Study the past if you would define the future.
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Johann von Goethe
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.
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Lynn Johnston
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
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Henry Morgan
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.
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Alan Dean Foster
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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Simone Weil
Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.
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