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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous People Sayings - 89

William Hazlitt, on the Pleasure of Hating

No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness.


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John Pierpoint Morgan

A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.


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John Greenleaf Whittier

No longer forward nor behindI look in hope or fearBut, grateful, take the good I findThe best of now and here.


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William Blake

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.


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Oprah Winfrey

The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.


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Henry Louis Mencken

A formula for answering controversial letters -- without even reading the letters Dear Sir (or Madame) You may be right.


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Ling Po, (Chinese, 701-762)

He who neglects to drink from the spring of experience is likely to die of thirst in the desert of ignorance.


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Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey, 1995

May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.


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Bob Dylan

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it - don't back down and don't give up - then you're going to mystify a lot of folks.


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Neil Simon

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.


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Bertrand Russell

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.


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Author Unknown

Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.



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