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Humorous Famous Sayings - 95
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Martha Washington
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.
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Emmeline Pankhurst
The argument of the broken pane of glass is the most valuable argument in modern politics.
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Fred Allen
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
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Mother Theresa
God doesn't require us to succeed he only requires that you try.
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John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath (1939)
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
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Christopher Morley
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
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Aldous Huxley
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you
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James Grover Thurber
It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.
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Robert Byrne
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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Walter Savage Landor
Music is God's gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to earth, the only art of earth we take to Heaven.
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Thomas Jefferson
No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no one ever will.
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Author Unknown
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.
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