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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 142

Stephen William Hawking

It matters if you just don't give up.


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Japanese proverb

One kind word can warm three winter months.


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Evelyn Waugh

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.


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Calvin Coolidge

No man ever listened himself out of a job.


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Marvin

If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.


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Franz Kafka

Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.


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Jean Cocteau

Art is science made clear.


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Richard Wagner

I am convinced that there are universal currents of Divine Thought vibrating the ether everywhere and that any who can feel these vibrations is inspired.


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Lawrence George Durrell

The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time.


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Zambendorf, _Code of the Lifemaker_ by James P. Hogan

Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be. Children and conjurors--they terrify me. Scientists are no problem; against them I feel quite confident.


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Andre Malraux

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.


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Mark Twain

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.



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