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Silly Famous Sayings - 112
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C. S. Lewis, The Four Loves
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
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Charles De Gaulle
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
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Serbian proverb
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made of stars.
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John F. Kennedy
Conformity is the jailer of freedom, and the enemy of growth.
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say. (on his wife Elizabeth, president of the American Red Cross)
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Gertrude Stein
Money is always there, but the pockets change.
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Unknown
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts and if any would write in a noble style, let him first possess a noble soul.
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John Dewey
Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
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Andrew Mercer
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there.
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Frank Zappa, Liner notes from the album, "Freak Out," 1965
Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.
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John Gilmore
The Net interprets censorship as damage... and routes around it.
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