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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 159
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Niels Henrik David Bohr
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough
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Peter De Vries
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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Charles Horton Cooley
Our individual lives cannot, generally, be works of art unless the social order is also.
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Ralph Kiner
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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Evan Esar
Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, The Wise Women of Havana (HarperCollins, 2002)
Happiness cannot be found--it must be created anew everyday.
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Unknown
It is easy to bring others down to your level, Instead of bringing yourself up to their level, But it is never ever right.
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Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
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Denis Watley
Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
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Barbara Bush
One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
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Michael Johnson
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like being a sprinter long stretches of hard work punctuated by brief moments in which we are given the opportunity to perform at our best.
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Thomas Overbury
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
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