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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 6
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Henry H. Haskins
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
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Claude Swanson
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
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Imam Ali, Peak of Eloquence (Nahjul Balagha)
A greedy man will always find himself in the shackles of humility.
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Sydney Smith
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can.
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Jerry Coleman
McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
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Josef Stalin
Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.
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Mark Duffy
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find something to worship...What is essential is that all may be together in it. The craving for community worship is the chief misery of...all humanity. For the sake of common worship they've slain each other with the sword.
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Leo Kennedy
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
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Nadine Gordimer
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocence this side of the womb.
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Danish proverb
If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.
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