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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 74
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, 1999
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
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J. M. Barry
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
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Real Live Preacher, Real Live Preacher weblog, 07-08-04
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some things.
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Vincent McNabb
Beauty is the radiance of truth, and the frangrance of goodness.
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Homer, The Iliad
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
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Douglas Adams
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
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Euripides
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
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Mark Twain
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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William Jennings Bryan
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
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Dorothy Parker
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
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Epictetus
A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
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English Proverb
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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