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Cato the Elder
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
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Dorothy L. Sayers
I always have a quotation for everything-- it saves original thinking.
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Alighieri Dante
Consider that this day ne'er dawns again.
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Bertolt Brecht
War is like love it always finds a way.
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Paul Sweezy
The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious non-material possessions the confidence in the existence of meaningful purposes of human activity and respect for the integrity of man.
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Dr. Howard Murphy
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
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Publilius Syrus
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
You become responsible forever, for what you have tamed.
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Martin Luther
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I am the more inclined to take it lightly.
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Maya Lin
To fly we have to have resistance.
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Gough Whitlam, Prime Minister of Australia, in a speech in 1975.
Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
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Epicharmus
Judgement, not passion should prevail.
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