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Charles Darwin, Voyage of the Beagle
If the misery of our poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
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Albert Camus
Live to the point of tears.
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W. E. B. Du Bois
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a thousand civil rights bills.
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Joseph Goebbels
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
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Rensis Likert
The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the group, and the greater the probability that the group will achieve its goals.
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Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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W. Somerset Maugham
There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary part of the order of the universe. To ignore it is childish to bewail it senseless.
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Ovid
We can learn even from our enemies.
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Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
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Mark Twain
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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Barbara Bush
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
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Slogan of the Free Speech Movement, 1964.
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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