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Amusing Famous Sayings - 27
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Pearl Buck
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.
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Dolly Parton
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
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Miguel de Cervantes
As they use to say, spick and span new.
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Thomas Jefferson
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
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Michael Fry and T. Lewis, Over the Hedge, 05-09-04
The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Eric Hoffer
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
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Sigmund Freud
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
No evil propensity of the human heart is so powerful that it may not be subdued by discipline.
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Alexander Pope
Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various talk th'instuctive hours they past,Who gave the ball, or paid the visit lastOne speaks the glory of the British Queen,And one describes a charming Indian screenlA third interprets motions, looks and eyesAt every word a reputation dies.
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Toni Morrison
I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
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