|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humour Famous People Sayings - 74
|
Arthur C. Clarke
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
= = = = = = = = = =
Samuel Goldwyn
I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jules Feiffer
At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self- confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?
= = = = = = = = = =
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
= = = = = = = = = =
Richard Wagner
Joy is not in things; it is in us.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ronald Reagan
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
= = = = = = = = = =
Latin Proverb
If there is no wind, row.
= = = = = = = = = =
Muhammad Ali
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
= = = = = = = = = =
Hugh Blair
True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who made us and to the common nature which we all share. It arises from reflection on our own failings and wants, and from just views of the condition and duty of man. It is native feeling heightened and improved by principle.
= = = = = = = = = =
Venita Cravens
When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mahatma Gandhi
There are seven sins in the world: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice and politics without principle.
= = = = = = = = = =
Chinese Proverb
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
