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Lucretius
The falling drops at last will wear the stone.
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Henry Miller, "The Colossus of Maroussi" (1941)
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
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Persian Proverb
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
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Ovid
Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.
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Publilius Syrus
From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.
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Paul Gauguin
In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the epithet of revolutionary and it is they alone who are masters.
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Jewish Prayer
Grant, Lord, that we might overcome our enemies by transforming them into friends. Make them and make us conscious of those deep inward reaches whereby every heart is rooted in our world's deep common life.
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George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Agnes Repplier
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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Cicero
Let your desires be ruled by reason.
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Bernard of Chartres, 12th Century
We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a great distance, not by virtue of any sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size.
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Euripides
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon one, one may be perhaps Luckier than one's neighbor, but still not happy.
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