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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 134
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Arthur Hays Sulzberger
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
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Marlene Dietrich
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
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Harry S Truman
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break.
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Anon.
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
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Black Elk
Hear me, four quarters of the world - a relative I am Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is Give me the eyes to see and the strength to understand, that I may be like you. With your power only can I face the winds.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.
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Karl Kraus
A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.
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Bertrand Russell
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Everything that exists is in a manner the seed of that which will be.
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Danish Proverb
He is most cheated who cheats himself.
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Paul Eldridge
Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.
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