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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 117

Jess Lair

Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.


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Rebecca West

Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who sits down and considers just how many people know they real truth about his or her love affairs.


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William Shakespeare

Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.


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Judie Brown, President, American Life Lobby

We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.


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Herbert Hoover

Engineering is a great profession. There is the fascination of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realisation in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer's high privilege.


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Niels Henrik David Bohr

Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself follows behind, slowly shaking its head.


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Francois Mitterand

il faut laisser du temps au temps (you have to give time time - approximate translation)


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Thomas Hardy

A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.


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Thomas Carlyle

It is not a lucky word, this name impossible; no good comes of those who have it so often in their mouths.


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A. S. Neill, Summerhill

The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with himself; and in consequence, he is at war with the world.


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Publilius Syrus

Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.


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John Lennon

The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.



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