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Silly Things People Say - 102
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Honore de Balzac
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
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Henry Ward Beecher
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
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Oscar Wilde
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
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Edward Lear
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - so all is peace.
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Horace
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
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Robert K. Merton
Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
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Native American
It all meant nothing but 'Move a little farther. You are to near me.'
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Srully Blotnick
The fact remains that the overwhelming majority of people who have become wealthy have become so thanks to work they found profoundly absorbing. The long term study of people who eventually became wealthy clearly reveals that their luck arose from accidental dedication they had to an arena they enjoyed.
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Malcolm Forbes
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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Ronald Reagan
I've often wondered how some people in positions of this kind ... manage without having had any acting experience.
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