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Marilyn Monroe
It is better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone else.
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Anon.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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Plato, Laws
No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Do not think that your Learning and Genius, your Wit or Sprightliness, are welcome everywhere. I was once told that my Company was disagreeable because I appeared so uncommonly happy.
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Diane Ravitch
The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss.
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Groucho Marx
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Louis D. Brandeis
Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficial. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
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Pythagoras
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
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Patrick Henry, (Virginia Convention, March 23, 1775)
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
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