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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 77
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Miles Davis
A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, The Secret of the Bulls (Simon & Schuster, 1996
Art does not imitate life. Art is much more powerful than that. Art brings life back. And it does it by exposing the secrets we all carry inside.
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Katherine Hepburn
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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Voltaire
The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
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Max Beerbohm
It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as they pass into oblivion.
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Herbert Spencer
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
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Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Christopher Ruel
Reputations are created every day and every minute.
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Zora Neale Hurston, "Their Eyes Were Watching God"
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
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