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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 141

Robert Frost

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.


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Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.


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John Locke

Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the force of a clear argument may make some impression, yet they nevertheless stand firm, keep out the enemy, truth, that would captivate or disturbe them.


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Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe

The trebling of the population in this small and impoverished country, flowing with milk and honey but not with sufficient water, rich in rocks and sand dunes but poor in natural resources and vital raw materials, has been no easy task Indeed, practical men, with their eyes fixed upon things as they are, regarded it as an empty and insubstantial utopian dream.


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Dalai Lama, The Times (1999)

Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species.


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Barbara de Angelis

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are for loving in the present.


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Plotinus

Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.


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Benjamin Disraeli

A precedent embalms a principle.


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Charles Dickens

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.


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William Hazlitt

We often choose a friend as we do a mistress -- for no particular excellence in themselves, but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love.


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Mary Bertone

There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his outward parts.


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Robert Frost

Always fall in with what you're asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against with.



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