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Aldous Huxley
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
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Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.
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Henry David Thoreau
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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Sallust
They envy the distinction I have won let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.
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Rob Brown
The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.
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James A. Garfield
History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning; its two eyes are geography and chronology.
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Albert Camus
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
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James Gilmore Backus
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
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Berthold Auerbach
Only he is free who cultivates his own thoughts, and strives without fear to do justice to them.
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Anwar el Sadat
Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a solution.
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Perhaps the only misplaced curiosity is that which persists in trying to find out here, on this side of death, what lies beyond the grave.
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