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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 26

Unknown

Be happy Be supportive Be Naughty Be just like the way you are But don't get bored.


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John Philpot Curran, in a speech July 10, 1790

The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.


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Helen Keller

I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.


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Victor Buono

My only aversion to vice, is the price.


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Harold S. Geneen

We must not be hampered by yesterday's myths in concentrating on today's needs.


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William Shakespeare

The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.


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M. C. Escher

Originality is merely an illusion.


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Unknown

The future belongs to those who dare.


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William of Wykeham, Motto of Winchester College and New College, Oxford

Manners maketh man.


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Dr. Maxwell Maltz

You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem and concentrate all efforts on what I am doing at the moment.


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Peter Quennell

However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an hour and minute, when some significant action is performed for the first or last time.


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Aristophanes, 450-385 BC, Birds, 414 BC

The wise learn many things from their enemies.



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