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Funniest Famous Sayings - 179
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George Sand
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
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Michel de Montaigne
The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
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Harry Millner
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
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George Orwell
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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Homer
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Michael Korda
An ounce of hypocracy is worth a pound of ambition.
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Kirk Brothers, The Revolutionary Right
Politics is the science of getting more power than anyone deserves to have.
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Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
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Jean Nathan Miller
The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald Reagan himself gave to students in Chicago ... Don't let me get away with it. Check me out. Don't be the sucker generation.
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Dolly Parton
A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
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Juvenal
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
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Iris Murdoch, O Magazine, February 2004
We can only learn to love by loving.
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