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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 83

Benjamin Disraeli

Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.


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Rolfe Neill

Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets me shake hands with new ideas.


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Jim Rohn

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.


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Juvenal

Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.


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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.


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John Henry Cardinal Newman

A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise.


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Elbert Hubbard

Death: To stop sinning suddenly.


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Alf Landon

Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.


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Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

Its never too late to have a happy childhood.


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George Bernard Shaw

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.


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Bertrand Russell

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.


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Thomas Paine

Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.



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