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Clever Famous Sayings - 108
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Benjamin Franklin
Well done is better than well said.
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Theodore Roosevelt
No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency.
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Ellen Glasgow, The Woman Within, 1954
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
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Gail
Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not yours, to be seized or relinquished forever.
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Italian Proverb
Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.
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H. L. Mencken
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
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Alfred Hitchcock
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
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Sydney J. Harris
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
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Confucius
Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
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Dudley Moore
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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H. L. Mencken
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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Jewish Proverb
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
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