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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 2

Plutarch, Morals

An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.


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Katharine Hepburn

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.


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Stephen Nachmanovitch

Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.


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Publilius Syrus

Money alone sets all the world in motion.


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John Churton Collins

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.


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Marilyn C. Barrick

For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.


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Aristotle

Happiness depends upon ourselves.


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John Calvin

Every one of us is, even from his mother's womb, a master craftsman of idols.


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Franz Kafka

I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.


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Cicero

Liberty is rendered even more precious by the recollection of servitude.


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Spanish Proverb

Take hold lightly; let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.


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Ruth Stout

Working in the garden...gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.



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