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Funny Famous Sayings - 101
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Samuel Butler
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Luke Rhinehart
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.
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Ulysses S. Grant
I know no method to secure the repeal of bad, obnoxious, or unjust laws so effective as their strict execution.
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John Bay
Noble souls, through dust and heat, rise from disaster and defeat the stronger.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Nothing quite new is perfect.
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Henry Ford
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
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Madonna
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
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Pamela Ribon
When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow its magical.
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Albert Einstein
Concern for man himself and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavors, concern for the great unsolved problems of the organization of labor and the distribution of goods--in order that the creations of our mind shall be a blessing and not a curse to mankind. Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
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Pressbox Maxim
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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Shakti Gawain
Our bodies communicate to us clearly and specifically, if we are willing to listen to them.
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Donald H. Rumsfeld
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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