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Horace
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
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Izaak Walton
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
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Otto von Bismarck
A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.
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Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
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Robert Fripp
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
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Moorish Proverb
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
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Joubert
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
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William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 5 scene 3
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices Make instruments to plague us.
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Carl Gustav Jung
The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.
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Author Unknown
Practical observation commonly consists of collecting a few facts and loading them with guesses.
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Thomas Hardy
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.
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