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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 93
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Saint Jerome
Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church someone may say to himself, 'Why do you not practice what you preach'
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
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Aaron Copland
Inspiration may be a form of superconsciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness - I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self- consciousness.
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Nathaniel Emmons
Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Let thy chief fort and place of defense be a mind free from passions. A stronger place and better fortified than this, hath no man.
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Albert Einstein
To my mind to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.
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Willmott
The vain man is generally a doubter. It is Newton who sees himself as child on the sea shore, and his discoveries in the colored shell.
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Samuel C. Florman
Engineering is the art or science of making practical.
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Henrik Ibsen, Norweigen Playwright
Poetry is to hold judgment on your soul.
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Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
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