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Funny Famous Sayings - 181
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Aristotle
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
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Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
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John Maynard Keynes
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.
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Harry S. Truman
We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
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Latin Proverb
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...They are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.
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Chinese Proverb
Do not employ handsome servants.
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Andre Malraux
The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never beaten.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Donald Robert Perry Marquis
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Phyllis Mcginley
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
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