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Karl Marx, Urban Dictionary, under "Religion."
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
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Anonymous
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
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Phillips Brooks
The earth has grown old with its burden of care But at Christmas it always is young, The heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair And its soul full of music breaks the air, When the song of angels is sung.
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Tom Clancy
The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
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Unknown
You never have a chance for your luck to operate if you don't take risks.
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Eric Idle
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.
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H. L. Mencken
The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants beyond everything else is safety.
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Kalidasa
Look to this day For it is life, the very life of life. For yesterday is but a dream And tomorrow is only a vision But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness And tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore, to this day Such is the salutation of the dawn.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.
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Roger Zelazny
Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.
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Cicero
The more laws, the less justice.
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Albert Camus
When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a beloved person, you know that a man can have no vocation but to awaken that light on the faces surrounding him. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
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