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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 75
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William Pitt
Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom.
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Marion Wink
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around. Such is the regenerative power of the human heart.
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James Dean
I think the prime reason for existence, for living in this world, is discovery.
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Rita Mae Brown
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.
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Joe Moore
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Blade
Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain.
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Abigail Adams
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
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Alan John Percivale Taylor
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment and nothing more corrupting.
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Norman Thomas
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and to hold them in the right scale of values.
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Book title by Erskine & Moran - 1981
Lie Down and Roll Over and 159 Other Ways To Say I Love You
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Anna Lappe
Hope doesn't come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. It's simply a choice to take action.
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Florida Scott-Maxwell
I grow more intense as I age.
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