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Eric Hoffer
Perhaps a modern society can remain stable only by eliminating adolescence, by giving its young, from the age of ten, the skills, responsibilities, and rewards of grownups, and opportunites for action in all spheres of life. Adolescence should be a time of useful action, while book learning and scholarship should be a preoccupation of adults.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts.
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Edith Newbold Jones Wharton
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
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Virgil
They can do all because they think they can.
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Jason Kaufmann
The best way to predict the future is to create it
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William Shakespeare
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent.
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Jerry Coleman
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
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George Santiano
All thought is naught but a footnote to Plato.
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Robin Williams
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies.
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