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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 64

Jawaharlal Nehru

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.


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Ralph W. Sockman

Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.


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Herbert Simon, economist

What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence, a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it.


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Homer, The Odyssey

Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.


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W. Somerset Maugham

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.


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Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.


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Joseph Conrad, Nostromo (on the death of Decoud)

But the truth was that he died from solitude, the enemy known but to few on this Earth, and whom only the simplest of us are fit to withstand. The brilliant Costaguanaro of the boulevards had died from solitude and want of faith in himself and others.


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Jane Austen

But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.


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William Shakespeare

I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again.


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Jorge Luis Borges

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.


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Alexander Pope

Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.


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Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Own only what you can carry with you know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.



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