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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 111

Paul Tillich

The first duty of love is to listen.


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Susan Butler Anderson

On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money.


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Matthew Arnold

I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe tomorrow everything I believe today.


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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an actor rather than a critic.


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Aristotle

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think.


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Bertrand Russell

Sin is geographical.


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Agatha Christie

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.


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Hilaire Belloc

I'm tired of Love I'm still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me pleasure all the time.


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John Cage

If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.


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Julius Caesar, from Suetonius, Lives of the Caesars

Et tu, Brute.You also, Brutus.


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David B. Haight

Love is this divine ingredient. It alone describes what can be our perfect relationship to our Heavenly Father and our family and neighbors, and the means by which we accomplish His work.


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Aesop, The Lion and the Mouse

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.



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