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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 193

Calvin Coolidge

Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn't appear to belong to anyone. The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it on somebody.


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Henry Ward Beecher, last words, 8 March 1887.

Now comes the mystery.


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Joseph Addison

What an absurd thing it is to pass over all the valuable parts of a man, and fix our attention on his infirmities.


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Maurice Freehill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light


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Scarface

Tony Montana You think you can take me You need a f***ing army if you gonna take me


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Adolf Hitler, His 3rd Public Speech After taking Power.

Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.


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Titus Livius

Greater is our terror of the unknown.


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Peter\'s Almanac

It's hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.


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Anna Freud

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.


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Anne Lamott

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work You don't give up.


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Benjamin Disraeli

The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.


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James Arthur Baldwin

Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely no limitations to where you can go.



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