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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Famous Sayings - 40

Norman Cousins

Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man.


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Libbie Fudim

Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.


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Sir Francis Bacon

God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave.


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Charles Franklin Kettering, (1876-1958)

Whenever you look at a piece of work and you think the fellow was crazy, then you want to pay some attention to that. One of you is likely to be, and you had better find out which one it is. It makes an awful lot of difference.


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Unknown

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to bear.


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Leonardo DaVinci

Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather becomes frozen even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.


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Carl R. Rogers

The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn...and change.


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Unknown

Fear is nothing except a drain of energy and Not a power unto itself. Trust in yourself, For therein lies the true power.


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George W. Bush

Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.


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William Allen White

Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.


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Edwin P. Whipple

Knowledge, like religion, must be experienced in order to be known.



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