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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 87
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John Lancaster Spalding
The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is.
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Michael Sinz
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has to have faith in us and, considering the history of the human race so far, may it not be that faith is even more difficult for Him than it is for us
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are always those who think they know what is your responsibility better than you do.
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A. N. Whitehead
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change.
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Lao Tzu
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with him.
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George Bernard Shaw
Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary execution after torture, for its central mystery is an insane vengeance bought off by a trumpery expiation. But there is a nobler and profounder Christianity which affirms the sacred mystery of equality and forbids the glaring futility and folly of vengeance.
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James Barrett Scotty Reston
Half circus and half Supreme Court.
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Publilius Syrus
Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
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Mary Lorraine Buckley
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
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There\'s Something About Mary
Ted What about Brett Fav... ruh
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