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Funniest Famous Sayings - 69
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Dan McKinnon
Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them.
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Edwin L. Arnold
Though the rich man's dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must often be content to dine though his nose.
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Allan K. Chalmers
The grand essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
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Jean Cocteau
The extreme limit of wisdom-- that is what the public calls madness.
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Felix Frankfurter
To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
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Thomas Jefferson
There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.
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Milan Kundera, The Book Of Laughter and Forgetting
To laugh is to live profoundly.
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Marquis de Sade
The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him pleases, amuses, and delights him. Deep down he enjoys having gone so far as to deserve being treated in such a way.
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John Bracken on Captain Barney Kelly, who ran the USS Enterprise into the mud of San Francisco Bay in May 1983
He grounds the warship he walks on.
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William Blake
He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise.
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Homer
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
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Barbara Bloom
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate entire worlds.
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