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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 116
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Aesop, The Frog and the Ox
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
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Groucho Marx
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows--marriage does.
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H. L. Mencken
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Peter De Vries
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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Theodore Roosevelt
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
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Len Wein
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
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Laurence J. Peter
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.
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Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
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Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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