|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Famous Sayings - 85
|
Harold Stephens
There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.
= = = = = = = = = =
Anais Nin
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jacob August Riis
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
= = = = = = = = = =
David Thomas
The principles now planted in thy bosom will grow, and one day reach maturity; and in that maturity thou wilt find thy heaven or thy hell.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sinclair Lewis
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sallust, The War with Catiline
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
= = = = = = = = = =
Golda Meir
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir William Osler
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.
= = = = = = = = = =
Norman Douglas
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
= = = = = = = = = =
Herbert B. Swope
I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula of failure - which is try to please everybody.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Alec Issigonis
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
