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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 132

W. Somerset Maugham

When things are at their worst I find something always happens.


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Orson Welles

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.


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German proverb

To change and to change for the better are two different things.


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Dan Rather

A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well.


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Michelangelo Buonarroti

Trifles go to make perfection, And perfection is no trifle.


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Thomas Elliot

It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most violently excited violent physical passions do not in themselves differentiate men from each other, but rather tend to reduce them to the same state.


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Clive Staples Lewis

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.


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Eduard Sagalaev

The process of creating new, democratic organs of government power is beginning, and, as never before, the greatest responsibility rests with the broadcast media.


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Ken Weaver

Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.


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James Feibleman

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.


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Voltaire

Love truth, and pardon error.


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John Gilmore

The Net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it.



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