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Dan Quayle
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
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Huey Long
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
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Lee Simonson
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
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William Stubbs
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
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Estee Lauder
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
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Granville Sharp
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
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Cornelius Tacitus
That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
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Scott Adams
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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Aeschylus
Exiles feed on hope.
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Cicero
No liberal man would impute a charge of unsteadiness to another for having changed his opinion.
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Saint Jerome, Letter
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
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Isabella Mary Beeton
A place for everything and everything in its place.
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