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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 80
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Maya Angelou
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
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Andrea Bocelli, in TV Guide
All that counts in life is intention.
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Søren Kierkegaard, Journal, july 6., 1838
Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot - the best remedy against it is to tread on it.
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Elbert Hubbard
There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
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American Proverb
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
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Alexis Carrel
To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act We do not know.
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Ayn Rand
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
The game of life is to come up a winner, to be a success, or to achieve what we set out to do. Yet there is always the danger of failing as a human being.
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Voltaire
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
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George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
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Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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Virginia
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.
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