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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 127

Dan Kelly

Heal another's heart and in the process you will heal your own.


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Georg W. Hegel

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.


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Aeschylus

O Death the Healer, scorn thou not, I pray, To come to me: of cureless ills thou art
The one physician. Pain lays not its touch
Upon a corpse.


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Tallulah Bankhead

My heart is pure as the driven slush.


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Ella Wheeler Wilcox

It ever has been since time began, And ever will be, till time lose breath, That love is a mood - no more - to a man, And love to a woman is life or death.


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Sally Kempton

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.


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Robert M. Hamilton

A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.


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Melody Beattie

Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don't.


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Anonymous

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.


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William Blake

To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.


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Spanish Proverb

Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.


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Saint Jerome

No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.



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