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Humorous Famous Sayings - 145
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Leo Tolstoy
If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.
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Mark Twain, Following the Equator
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
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Lillian Eichler Watson
There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the present.
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The Apostle Paul (Saul of Tarsus), The Bible- Galations 5:22-23 NIV
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. Against such things, there is no law.
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Yogi Berra
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
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John Stuart Mill, "On Liberty", 1859
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not a sufficient warrant.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
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G. K. Chesterton
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.
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David Borenstein
'Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than it is to gain honor by taking them.
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Jonathan Swift
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
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Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
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Fran Lebowitz
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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