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Silly Famous People Sayings - 192
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Jean Kerr
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
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Jane Austen, from a letter to her niece, November 18, 1814
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them.
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Johann von Goethe
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
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Samuel Johnson
Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
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Theodore Roethke
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
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C. S. Lewis
To love at all is to be vulnerable.
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Buddha
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
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Leroy Robert Satchel Paige
Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart you were meant to do.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter.
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Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun
The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
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