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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 192

Jean Kerr

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.


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Jane Austen, from a letter to her niece, November 18, 1814

Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.


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Martin Luther King, Jr.

Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them.


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Johann von Goethe

One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.


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Samuel Johnson

Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.


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Theodore Roethke

I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go.


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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.


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C. S. Lewis

To love at all is to be vulnerable.


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Buddha

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.


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Leroy Robert Satchel Paige

Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart you were meant to do.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter.


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Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.



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