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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous People Sayings - 39

Mary O\'Hare Dumas

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success.


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Frank L. Boyden

Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow.


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Chilo

Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.


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Charles Stanton

In America, one gets as much justice as one can afford. (1966)


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John Weiss

The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.


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Martin Luther

Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.


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D. A. Battista

I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare and I dare a little the more, as I grow older.


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Ted Rall

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.


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Alexander Pope

One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of bees, will often be stung for his curiosity.


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Emma Goldman

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.


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Caligula (Gaius Caesar)

Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.


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Anne Frank

I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.



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