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Funny Famous Sayings - 71
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Yiddish Proverb
Worries go better with soup than without.
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Iris Murdoch
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
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Seneca
What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.
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Albert Einstein
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day.
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John Andrew Holmes
Evil is a fact not to be explained away, but to be accepted and accepted not to be endured, but to be conquered. It is a challenge neither to our reason nor to our patience, but to our courage.
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Sheila Graham
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he know that every day is Doomsday.
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Lord Thomson of Fleet
Like having your own licence to print money.
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Ingmar Bergman
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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Edith Wharton
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.
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