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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 118

Woodrow Wilson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.


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Eric Hoffer

We feel free when we escape -- even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire.


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Madeleine L\'Engle

It's a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us occasionally. It gives us some sense of what is rock under our feet, and what is sand.


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Lee Iacocca

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere.


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Stephen Ambrose

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future.


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Ellen Glasgow

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.


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Samuel Johnson

Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a scornful jest.


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Leonardo DaVinci

Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does Nature, because in her inventions, nothing is lacking and nothing is superfluous.


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Confucius, The Confucian Analects

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.


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Albert Einstein

Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.


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Golda Meir

The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we could run was into the sea, and before we did that we might as well fight.


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Thomas Jefferson

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.



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